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منذ ١٥ ساعة
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منذ ١٧ ساعة
Jenga but with Toblerone bars.

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When Tom Steyer drops out of the race, it’ll mean we still won't have a billionaire president.

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I just heard a box of adult diapers whisper “See you real soon.”

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It's smart of Trudeau to hold the election before Halloween, I mean why even tempt yourself?

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“Start again. Still not getting it.” - Time traveling Thomas Jefferson, after I tried to explain Twitter to him.

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If you do a Google image search for “owls with eating disorders” this is the first result: https://t.co/QMbxcGBGdE

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If you look up the definition of "definition," you do not get my abs.

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منذ ٨ أيام
Movie pitch: Millenials buy a house that turns out to be haunted, but they're just grateful they were able to afford something in a good school district.

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منذ ٩ أيام
The only 3-way I was ever a part of was getting the middle seat on a Southwest Airlines flight.  Miss you, Ed, Tyrell.

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منذ ١٠ أيام
I don’t mean to be a conspiracy theorist but the Nobel Prize for chemistry always seems to go to a scientist.

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منذ ١١ يومًا
True love is going through all 30 pages of my wedding album and using a Sharpie to blacken my orange Crocs.

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منذ ١٢ يومًا
Whether you call them "hotcakes," "pancakes," or "flapjacks," you're calling shoes the wrong thing.

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منذ ١٣ يومًا
Ironically a great way to fall asleep and have dreams is to have someone tell you about theirs.

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منذ ١٤ يومًا
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منذ ١٤ يومًا
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منذ ١٥ يومًا
I have a very specific kind of OCD where I like to buy a dozen donuts and a dozen donut holes and then reunite them.

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منذ ١٦ يومًا
Do you think Putin is mad at Trump for cheating on him with another country?

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